Fall of the roman empire one page essay?

So usually I would not cheat, really I dont do this my writing skills are quite excellent but let me tell you about the day I've had before you yell at me for cheating, So I'm a 17 year old senior, I smoke pot sometimes and usually dont tamper with anything else but today I was hanging out with my friend who has a lot of older guy friends, I made a bad decision, ate some shrooms, my friend left me in his friends apartment with about 5 guys over the age of 21 who I didnt know, I freaked the **** out for about 4 hours in that place and then got lost on a main st in my town that ive walked down millions of times before, had my friend from out of state call people in my town to get me a ride home all while I was sobbing on a corner not knowing where I was, so I'm okay and in my bed now but tomorrow I have a bio test, history midterm, history paper due (this is where you people come in), lab report, and bio homework due. So all I'm asking for is maybe a used one page essay on the fall of the roman empire, I dont care how I get it as long as I p it in tomorrow on my teachers desk. I'm really begging for a little help here. It's been an awful day.